Barstool Blows Bubbles With Melted Jolly Ranchers
Melting Jolly Ranchers in the microwave to blow candy bubbles seems more like crack head behavior rather than an internet trend for everyone to try at home, but here we are at the bar free basing purple Jolly Ranchers.
Jolly Ranchers are a meh candy, and this viral trend feels the same. The only positive part is it's convenient to do at home for about $10, I guess it's worth it? Be sure to get metal straws, not cheap plastic, so this trend doesn't kill you 15-20 years down the road. Other than that small detail, we had fun at the bar this week. Who would have thought blowing bubbles is better than blowing a boiled penis?
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