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A Back and Forth Dozen Slugfest Goes Down To The Wire With No Help From Smitty

This barn burner of a match goes down to the wire with both teams having playoff seeding implications on the line, and team Generation XYZ (Large, Jake Marsh, Me) on the bubble fighting for our playoff lives. Going up against Uptown Balls (Smitty, Smokes, Balls) What could go wrong? Uptown Balls is a team of stooges that could easily win every match if Smitty & Co didn't find a way to argue themselves out of the correct answer all of the time. It's like playing the New York Jets, you need to take the Jets somewhat seriously (they beat the Bengals & Titans last year) ,but at the end of the game the outcome is death by 1,000 self inflicted wounds (4-13).

The last time Uptown Balls and Gen XYZ got together, Jake almost ripped a man's face off ... 

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We fucked up on movie posters last night, and by we I mean me. I had it. Name these movie posters. Magnolia is a critically acclaimed film with the studded cast of Tom Cruise, Julianne Moore, William H. Macy, John C. Reilly, and the late Phillip Seymour Hoffman. A significant movie to anyone who knows film. 

The problem is I don't know film, or have THREE HOURS to watch an artsy Paul Thomas Anderson movie I won't understand. SO, I have never watched or committed to memory the movie Magnolia. Which is how I confused Magnolia (1999) with Steel Magnolias (1989). Never seen either, I only know the titles. Both are intertwining tales of people dealing with loss, life, blah blah blah … only Steel Magnolia's stars Dolly Parton, Sally Fields, some old bats, and a young Julia Roberts. Frank The Tank told me the movie was good so I'm taking his word for it and now I never need to watch the movie. It is impossible to right my wrongs and redeem my STUPIDITY to Generation XYZ, but if we make the playoffs I'm going to trivia my dick off for the team.

The Dozen Trivia League

25 videos

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Finding The Top Sports Trivia Mind | The Geniuses: Sports Edition - Episode 2 (ft. Brandon Walker & Kirk Minihane)

Finding The Top Sports Trivia Mind | The Geniuses: Sports Edition - Episode 2 (ft. Brandon...

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We Are Searching For The World's Best Sports Trivia Mind!

We Are Searching For The World's Best Sports Trivia Mind!

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Portnoy & 1-Ziti vs. 6-Uptown Balls | Championship Match - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

Portnoy & 1-Ziti vs. 6-Uptown Balls | Championship Match - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

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Portnoy & 1-Ziti vs. Fran & 5-The Experts | Final 4, Match 2 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

Portnoy & 1-Ziti vs. Fran & 5-The Experts | Final 4, Match 2 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament...

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7-Booze Ponies vs. 6-Uptown Balls | Final 4, Match 1 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

7-Booze Ponies vs. 6-Uptown Balls | Final 4, Match 1 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

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Dave Portnoy & 1-Ziti vs. 9-Smockin | Rd 2, Match 8 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

Dave Portnoy & 1-Ziti vs. 9-Smockin | Rd 2, Match 8 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

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4-Team Minihane vs. 5-The Experts | Rd 2, Match 7 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

4-Team Minihane vs. 5-The Experts | Rd 2, Match 7 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

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2-The Yak vs. 7-Booze Ponies | Rd 2, Match 6 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

2-The Yak vs. 7-Booze Ponies | Rd 2, Match 6 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

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3-Frankettes vs. 6-Uptown Balls | Rd 2, Match 5 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

3-Frankettes vs. 6-Uptown Balls | Rd 2, Match 5 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

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7-Booze Ponies vs. 10-Gen XYZ | Rd 1, Match 4 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

7-Booze Ponies vs. 10-Gen XYZ | Rd 1, Match 4 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

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Fran, Brandon, PFT & 5-Experts vs. 12-Macrodosing | Rd 1, Match 3 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

Fran, Brandon, PFT & 5-Experts vs. 12-Macrodosing | Rd 1, Match 3 - The Dozen Trivia Tourn...

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8-Chicago vs. 9-Smockin | Rd 1, Match 2 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

8-Chicago vs. 9-Smockin | Rd 1, Match 2 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

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6-Uptown Balls vs. 11-Honkers | Rd 1, Match 1 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

6-Uptown Balls vs. 11-Honkers | Rd 1, Match 1 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

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The Dozen: Trivia Tournament IV Bracket Reveal & Awards Show

The Dozen: Trivia Tournament IV Bracket Reveal & Awards Show

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Portnoy & Ziti vs. Big Cat & Yak - Regular Season Title | Match 94, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia

Portnoy & Ziti vs. Big Cat & Yak - Regular Season Title | Match 94, Season 4 - The Dozen T...

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Macrodosing vs. the Ice Dogs | Play-In Game - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

Macrodosing vs. the Ice Dogs | Play-In Game - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

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The Experts vs. the Frankettes (ft. Nick & KB's Dads) | Match 92, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League

The Experts vs. the Frankettes (ft. Nick & KB's Dads) | Match 92, Season 4 - The Dozen Tri...

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Fran, Brandon, PFT & The Experts vs. Chicago | Match 91, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League

Fran, Brandon, PFT & The Experts vs. Chicago | Match 91, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia Leagu...

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Big Screamin' Honkers vs. Gen XYZ | Match 89, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League

Big Screamin' Honkers vs. Gen XYZ | Match 89, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League

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Booze Ponies vs. Uptown Balls | Match 88, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League

Booze Ponies vs. Uptown Balls | Match 88, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League

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Smockin vs. Macrodosing | Match 87, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League

Smockin vs. Macrodosing | Match 87, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League

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Fran, Brandon, PFT & The Experts vs. urMom | Match 86, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League

Fran, Brandon, PFT & The Experts vs. urMom | Match 86, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League

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FLUX vs. Gen XYZ | Match 85, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League

FLUX vs. Gen XYZ | Match 85, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League

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Booze Ponies vs. Big Screamin' Honkers | Match 84, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League

Booze Ponies vs. Big Screamin' Honkers | Match 84, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League

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The Ice Dogs vs. Gaz's Soldiers | Match 83, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League

The Ice Dogs vs. Gaz's Soldiers | Match 83, Season 4 - The Dozen Trivia League