Barstool Gets The Absolute Worst Tattoos In The Worst Places

The tattoo machine is back at the bar, and the ink is flowing. Who will sit down to make a PERMANENT and undoubtedly horrible decision? The one participant who can't make his tattoo any worse is Nick. Or, so we thought. These were the ideas for Nick's tattoo... 

1. Nicky Clicky: When I see an error or a typo in a tattoo I think, "WHAT A FUCKING IDIOT! How could you NOT catch this until after it was inked." Well, we almost had that situation on Nick's skin.  Nicky Clicky is an incredible nickname, but when the L and the I get too close it is clearly NICKY CUCKY. A not so incredible nickname. Next idea … 

2. 3-8-22: Nick wanted to get the date tattooed so when people asked what is the significance he can say, " it's the day I got it." That tattoo would get a good laugh, but it would come at the expense of being the world's biggest simp. Every year March 8th is International Women's Day. Women would puke at this creepy support. 

3. Fixing Grandma: Last time Nick got a tattoo at the bar, it was a portrait of his beautiful Grandma. It came out exactly how we expected it would. Like an abstract work of art that would look great on a limited light blue t-shirt that's now available as a sticker (available in 3 convenient sizes). Nick appreciates more of a life like look in his tattoos, so we decided to bring in a professional tattoo artist to fix up this abstract mess with beautiful beautiful beautiful beautiful realistic eyes.

Here is the first tattoo episode where Nick received the incredibly artistic grandma tattoo …