This Deserves A Lot More Silence Than It Got
Terrible Inspirational Quotes with Jim Florentine
“Be The Buffalo" new company slogan ...yeesh (3:27)
Idiotic fantasy football team names (7:32)
- “At the brewery, poor me another one.”
- “every day I’m rustling”
- “Show me your TD’s”
- “I think I cam, I think I cam”
- “New team, who dis”
This didn’t happen (9:10)
This woman posted on Facebook that her kid’s teacher played that Cardi B song “WAP” …nope, that didn’t happen (14:40)
"I taught a wolf to meditate …now it’s awarewolf.” (17:57)
Another asshole who goes to the gym: “Roses are red, violets are blue, GO TO THE GYM” (20:21)
"Pucker up buttercup, karma is about to give you a great big kiss." (22:00)
"Do you know what 50 cent did when he got hungry? 58." (28:04)
"Smile, and let the world wonder why" ….oof (32:06)
"How much should I spend on a bottle of wine? I don’t know, half an hour?" - hilarious (39:10)
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