This Unborn Child Doesn't Stand A Chance In Life

Before I begin let me just say this is the strongest balloon I’ve ever seen. That thing is somewhere hovering by the moon right now with no intentions of popping any time this decade. A spiked bat was the only thing that was maybe going to rip a small hole into this sucker but anything short of a bazooka wasn’t going to reveal this child’s gender.

But for how remarkably these parents failed, I don’t think it’s out of line to consider whether or not it should even bother going to school. These parents seem like they mean well but if they’re going to compound simple mistakes into all time fuck ups how are they going to handle the trials and tribulations of raising a child?

“Hey honey come quick little Timmy stubbed his toe!”
“Oh no!Guess we’re going to have to saw it off.”
“Agreed. It’s the only way.”