Would You Rather Wake Up To A Blow Job Every Morning, Or $100 Under Your Pillow? Andrew Schulz Didn't Hesitate For ONE SECOND On Tonight's Answer The Internet

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This question is definitely an age thing. A libido thing. And I think it ebbs and flows. I think if you’re like a teenager or a young guy and you just started having sex, the thought of waking up to a blow job every morning sounds like actual heaven. Like thats what you actually picture when you die. And then you get a little bit older and you stop being such a horny son of a bitch and your interest in that morning blow J starts to wane. Then you hit the wrong side of 30 and Father Time starts kicking your ass and you dont even know if you could get a blow job every morning even if you wanted to. BUT. Then I think a lot of guys reach the point where they are old and married and washed up and they cant even remember the last time they even got head and the blow job starts to become appealing again. You’ve got enough money in your bank account now because you’ve been working or a while so that $100 isnt really a big deal anymore, and the elusive blow task your wife isnt giving you becomes your answer. It comes and goes.

Well it appears our guy Andrew Schulz here is at the point where hes mid 30s, but isnt married. So that means hes firmly in the camp of dolla dolla bills ya’ll. His description of a girl’s failed attempt at morning sex with him was one of the most depressing and honest answers we’ve ever had on this show. Its the last question on tonights video (starts at 9:45) but its worth hearing his description.

PS – if you dont know Andrew Schulz, remember the name. He’s been selling out all over the world for a little while now but he just got the nod from Joe Rogan the other day and the way he utilizes the internet and the way he understands the game and couples it all with his very funny material is a recipe for super stardom. Schulz is the next big thing. Check out these other NYC comedians who have joined us for ATI, subscribe to our Youtube:

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