THE FINALE: We Drove 1,500 Miles, Avoided Arrest in Maryland, & Pushed a Stolen U-Haul Trailer into the Woods on Dover Road...
I Was Preparing to be Violently Handcuffed by an Angry Trooper in a Hurry to Book Me Before His Shift Ended...
You Can Tell A Lot About a Bar by the Women Who Drink There & Some of the Redneck Women Looked Pretty Damn Good…