"Like Succession on Steroids" — Armie Hammer's Aunt Sells A Documentary Series About "The Rise and Fall Of The Hammer Family," Which Apparently Goes A Lot Deeper Than Armie Eating People
The Apple Doesn't Fall Far — Armie Hammer's Dad Allegedly Has A 7-Foot-Tall "Sex Throne" Called "The Naughty Chair" With A Hook, Cage, and The Family Coat Of Arms Painted On The Seat
Armie 'The Cannibal' Hammer Claims He's Being 'Kink-Shamed by the Internet,' but Women Have Hit Him Up Saying 'I Can Eat Pieces of Them'
Armie Hammer Must Be Fucking Pissed Timothee Chalamet Was Casted Instead Of Him In The New Cannibal Love Story "Bones And All"
Armie Hammer AKA Dad Of The Year "Steps Down" From His Movie With J.Lo Totally Voluntarily For One Reason and One Reason Only, To "Spend Time With His Kids"
Former Castaway Being Sued By His Friend's Family Because They Say He Ate His Friend While They Were Stranded On A Desert Island
