Is Sharing A FleshLight With Your Buddies The Most Disgusting Thing Imaginable? The Answer May Surprise You.

JK the answer is yes. It’s definitely yes. You can share lots of things amongst friends: pizza, beers, laughs and good times, all perfectly acceptable, but a rubber vagina/butthole is certainly not on the list. I don’t care how clean it is, I don’t care how many times you run it thru the dishwasher, you can’t put your penis in the same rubber cylinder your pals do.

“But Feits, what about girls? Sometimes friends have sex with the same girl and you don’t think that is disgusting.” Strong argument, that’s why I brought it up on the podcast, so let me congratulate you on being as smart as me. However, the human body is very different than some rubber. Vaginas are self-cleaning, they’re like an oven (don’t look this up I just said it with no scientific backing). Rubber retains semen particles and holds onto them forever. You can’t get red wine out of a white carpet and you can’t get semen out of rubber (again, no scientific backing). So that’s why having sex with the same FleshLight is different than having sex with the same girl, those reasons I just made up.

Fact of the matter is you don’t need to explain that sharing sex toys is unacceptable, it just is. Think of this question like any question you asked your mom as a kid, the answer doesn’t need sound reasoning. It just is the answer. Why is sharing sex toys gross? Because. That’s why.