Have People ever Heard Of A Cuddle Puddle? They Sound AWFUL

This week on KFC Radio got a little tale of drug use for everyone. Not my own, I’m not nearly cool enough to do drugs, but over the weekend I went to a friend’s apartment and met her friend who was getting ready for a night out. She was getting ready to LEAVE the apartment at 1 AM, which is far too late for my old blood, and told me she was going to a “deep house” party in Brooklyn, whatever that means, in order to participate in the cuddle puddle. Loved to puddle. It was her favorite thing.

Listen to the podcast to hear all about it but essentially people take drugs then just roll and rub each other like earthworms in a rain storm. It sounds like an absolute nightmare. Just a bunch of sweaty, gross people feeling each other up. It sounds like how Creed Bratton described the 60s, piles of bodies and no way of knowing what was going in what hole.

I’ve never done acid or anything like that so maybe it’s cool when you’re on that, but my DARE ass is confident in saying I am very, very out on cuddle puddles.