It's Time to Put Some Respect on the Equilateral Triangle

Somehow, we ended up playing a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill with triangles on this week's Macrodosing. It's a topic about which I did not know I felt strongly until it came up, but then I realized I care deeply about this topic.

Specifically, I care about the equilateral triangle. You can fuck and kill whichever you want of isosceles and scalene — I think the latter would be a real freak in the bed, but if you want to be a bit more vanilla and go for isosceles, that's your prerogative. But when it comes to the equilateral, the king of all triangles, there is no correct answer other than marry. Just look at it. That's a triangle you settle down with.

I've seen some very incorrect takes labeling the equilateral triangle as somehow "boring" or too perfect.

You know what's fun when you're getting married? Having a reliable, stable partner that's going to help you raise a family. Best of luck with your hot and crazy isosceles that will spend your joint savings account on a girls' trip to Greece and forget to pick your kids up from baseball practice until 11 p.m.

Isosceles is just an equilateral that lost some weight and got full of itself. If you're not marrying the equilateral, you at least need to have the balls to go all in and marry scalene.

Believe it or not based off this conversation we had for way too long, the rest of this week's episode features Brian Cox, a world-renowned particle physicist. You never know where this show will take you. Subscribe on YouTube as well as wherever you get your podcasts.

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