Bert Kreischer Once Stole A Goat While Partying
On today's Pardon My Take... BERT KREISCHER! The comedian joined the show to discuss his career, upcoming movie, comedy overall, and much more. The guys also got into it regarding the amount that Kreischer likes to party. Today's guest is one of the biggest party animals out there, and he told an awesome story on today's episode regarding the time he was filming a new show and decided a steal... a goat?! Take a look:
Bert Kreischer: I tried to buy it back from Bunim Murray, because it's that fucking funny. We were like, me, Theo Von, and Bret Ernst, "We should throw a party, but how are we going to get girls?" And Theo is like, "Why don't we just hire porn stars? What's their day rate?" And we're like, "It's like $800 a day." And he's like, "Yeah, let's just get like 20 porn stars," and we're like, "Oh cool..."
Bert Kreischer: I have no fucking idea, I drank the entire fucking time. We stole a goat, and we had planned to steal a goat from a bar, you know, we had set it up. And we're like, "Yeah, we're gonna steal a goat." We got the address wrong, and we really brok into someone's house and stole their fucking goat. And then we had this fucking goat in the middle of Beverly Hills in this house, just shitting and pissing everywhere.
Mr. Commenter: You say it like, you stole the wrong goat?
Mr. Commenter: How did you know it was the wrong goat, though?
Bert Kreischer: Because they came in with the goat! They're like, "You never got the goat!" We're like, "We have the goat…?" There are two goats?! They were like, "Where did you stop?" We were like, "Sand Canyon." No, no, no… Sand Canyon Street." And we're like… "FUCCCCCKKKK."
There are some crazy things that people do while partying. Stealing a live goat, let alone the wrong goat, has to be up there with one of the most unique stories that I've heard. This was an awesome interview with Bert Kreischer.