Pick One NFL Player to Play All 11 Positions on Offense

We started this week's Macrodosing with an interesting hypothetical: if you could pick any player currently in the NFL to create an offense with 11 clones of that one player, who would you pick?

Right off the bat, Billy and Arian violated the terms of the hypothetical by going with "prime" Rob Gronkowski and Adrian Peterson, respectively. We also mentioned George Kittle and Kyle Pitts, but the crux of the argument became centered around one Aaron Donald.

Whatever you think of a quarterback room and receiving corps comprised of Donalds, there is no denying that this mythical team's rushing attack is going to be unstoppable. We're going to be the first NFL team to run a flexbone offense. Billy, however, claims Donald — one of the best athletes currently on the planet — doesn't have the "hip flexibility" to be the quarterback in an option attack.

Put aside the absurdity of that statement by itself, we're not asking him to do very complex stuff here. Run it up the middle for four yards a pop with a rocket toss mixed in there a couple times a drive and we're in business. Sure, this offense isn't going to be "good", but we're going to be scary at a minimum and damn near effective if everything goes right. Get Paul Johnson out of retirement and give him an offense full of Aaron Donalds to work with and I promise you we will win at least four games.

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