I hate to brag BUT... I own an Aztec Death Whistle

I somehow totally forgot that I owned an Aztec Death Whistle until Donnie started to go into great detail about the Aztec rituals of human sacrifice on this week's episode of Twisted History.

And as soon as Donnie reminded me of those barbaric native cocksuckers, I ran to my desk and grabbed the whistle.

If you want to learn more about the native peoples of what is now Mexico, Central, and South America… Along with the Europeans who sailed over here looking to kill them… Then take a listen to this week's episode of Twisted.

Take a report.

-Large

And since The Barstool Store shot down my idea to sell Twisted History Death Whistles (pussies), you can line Bezos' pockets instead…