If Loki Has Sex With A Variant Loki Is It Incest, Masturbation, Or Just Plain Ol' Normal Sex?
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We had yet another action-packed episode of Loki this week, so as always Robbie Fox and I broke down everything that happened in an episode of My Mom's Basement that can be listened to above. There were plenty of things to discuss with two Gods of mischief trying to use their magic to bamboozle the other, Loki's sexuality seemingly being revealed, and a goddamn civilization about to be wiped off the map with a planetary apocalypse occurring in some reciprocal version of the T-Man throwing a moon at my dog Toney Stark.
However, the thing I will be thinking about all week is this question.
Now let's walk through the three options here as I bang out some light Friday afternoon reading to finish off the work week.
Incest:
A Loki fucking another Loki from another dimension could be like fucking another person from your family. They may not be the same exact version of you, but they come from the same hypothetical bloodline. It may not be as pronounced as the Lannisters rubbing nasties in Thrones or came with the same amount of shame that required secrecy at all costs.
Google's definition of incest also fits the description considering the TVA's timeline management pretty much prevents variants from being able to marry each other.
Masturbation:
Who is to say that masturbation is just going to town on yourself with your hand, a toy, or a random baked good on the kitchen counter?
In the grand scheme of things, if Loki was fucking another Loki, he/she would just be fucking him/herself since their DNA's would be identical.
I love that smooth talking Southern protein chain
I'm not sure if a Loki Orgy would turn this from masturbation to sex since you shouldn't be able to have group sex with yourself. As is usually the case with these Disney+ shows, there are more questions than answers.
Normal Sex:
I suppose there is a chance that Loki throwing a flesh dagger into the innards of another version of himself is just some normal cross-multiversal sex, but I would have to ask Kevin Feige the exact biological rules of the MCU's multiverse as currently constituted for how all this works before making that ruling. If anybody knows him, please ask him to come on the pod at his earliest convenience to ask him this question and this question alone.
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P.S. This may be the actual answer