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Russians In Syria Need To Take Driving Lessons

Four Marines in Syria, yeah, we have troops in Syria, were injured when Russian troops ran into their MRAP.

This isn't the first time shit like that has happened in Syria between US troops and Russians. Lots of people are wondering why the Marines didn't open fire. Honestly it is hard to say without being privy to their rules of engagement, but we can definitely say that would have taken a moderately dangerous situation and transformed it into a really fucking dangerous situation. 

It is easy to watch videos like this and Monday morning quarterback it all day, but this is just a fucking scary situation for those actually involved. We are just happy nobody was seriously injured.

Round 1: Labor Day is coming up. It’s usually an end of the summer bash but holidays don’t feel like holidays in 2020. We’re gonna dig deep and describe our perfect holiday weekend. 

Round 2: Fuck Russia 

Round 3: Ronald Rosser, who was a Medal of Honor recipient from the Korean War, died this week at the age of 90. If you haven’t heard his story, buckle up. It’s like a war movie come to life. 

Round 4: President Bush was respected around the world. No… it’s true. Seriously. In this round we’ll tell you why doubleya was beloved by world leaders. 

Round 5: Ditty Question for Kate…. 

Round 6: There’s a new hot petoots in town, recruits and he’s a dead-eyed dick.