It Sounds Like Uncle Stevie Cohen Is Going To Buy The New York Mets

It happened. It finally (reportedly, probably, HOPEFULLY) happened. Uncle Stevie won. Again. Billionaire Thanos has officially entered Wakanda to fulfill his destiny and life should/could/hopefully if there is a God WILL get better because baseball curses aren't real but a seismic change in baseball ownership is.

I could talk forever about how much August 28, 2020 could change our entire lives and our childrens lives and our childrens childrens lives. But that's likely all we are going to talk about for the next month of this fraudulent ass season on We Gotta Believe anyway. But you know what? Who cares? Uncle Stevie is coming and this season is fraudulent anyway. 

I am so happy for everyone who has been through all the ups and downs and most importantly the loopty loops to get to this moment. You, your friends, your family, and everyone else who has lived through this rollercoaster ride since 1986 deserve it.

NOW HIT...AND I CANNOT STRESS THIS NEXT PART ENOUGH..THE. MOTHER. FUCKING. MUSIC!!!

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