Hard Factor 3/24: America Shelters in Place Smoking Weed While Politicians Argue, and Assholes Attack Remote Islands and Toilet Paper Aisles

On today's episode:

America Shelters In Place across much of the country. Order coming down in major cities first and expected to spread as time goes on.

Congress is bickering about how to spend stimulus money while Americans watch, smoke more weed than usual, and hope they cancel taxes all together (at least they got moved back to July 15). The Olympics are probably delayed a year, and all of Western Europe now on lockdown with Britain joining in.

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Dickheads across the globe are still hoarding toilet paper and aggressively fleeing to remote islands to try and avoid catching the virus... thing is that other humans need toilet paper too, and the people on the islands have no hospitals to treat themselves if they get sick, so the cops are getting involved in all of these situation.

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