WFAN Should Replace Known Farter Mike Francesa with KFC: Kirk Minihane

There's only one obvious replacement for Mike Francesa when the legendary sports talker decides to head into retirement over at Radio.com, according to Kirk Minihane: Kevin Francis Clancy.

"If WFAN had fucking two rocks in their head, Kevin Francis Clancy would be their first choice for the afternoon show," Minihane said on today's Kirk Minihane Show.

"He'll stay awake on the air," said Minihane. "And you know what? If he fuckin' has a fuckin' burrito the night before and fuckin' shits his pants -- forget farting -- he'll say he did it and do an hour on it."

Also on today's show: Minihane addresses the bombshell Jeff Epstein video leaked out of ABC, Blind Mike finally gets through on Mike Francesa's show, an excellent Springsteen parody song starts a new trend, and Minihane responds to yet another dopey column from the Boston Globe.