Merry Christmas!! It's Masters Takes for the Highest Stakes

The Masters has begun! We’ve got questions from Augusta. Is Jack Nicklaus fucking with Tiger with his “easiest 64 ever” comments? Is Phil trolling everyone with hundreds hanging out of his pockets on the range at Augusta? Has there ever been a bigger week for Mr. Notahfications? Is Augusta putting the USGA and R&A on the hot seat with their distance comments? Are the Reeds the Kardashians of golf? Is Brooks Koepka undergoing the biggest self-sabotage in sports history, as Brandel says? We also got Lurch’s Masters Takes and some From The Galleries, like: If you could play Augusta with 3 other living people, who would you choose and why?