This BU Student Who Broke The World Record Mile Time While Juggling Just Fucked Your Girlfriend

SI.com – Boston University student Zach Prescott ran a 4:43.2 mile while juggling three balls to break a record that has stood for 32 years. The previous record of 4:43.80 was run by American Kirk Swenson in 1986.

Prescott runs for Boston University’s track team and decided to give the record a shot on Monday afternoon. According to Ian Anderson on Twitter, Prescott ran a 69-second first lap and then hit the 800 meter mark in 2:21 before dropping the balls about 1,050 meters in. Prescott took a few minutes to rest and then reset for a second attempt.

In the second attempt, Prescott ran 71 seconds for the first lap and then crossed the 800-meter mark in 2:21 again. Anderson reports there were three timers and Prescott was clocked at 4:43.2.

Fellas, you walk into school with your girl and see this dude fresh off a 4:43.2 mile while juggling juggling balls – what do you do?

Rhetorical question – really nothing you can do.

Not after he just smashed a 32 year old record.

Some dudes join a frat and become the king of Greek life.  Some dudes play a sport and roll around swaggered out in their team issued apparel.

Some run around a track really fast juggling like a circus clown.

Find something you’re good at.  Own that shit.  Profit.  That’s what college is all about.

Side note the best part of this story is the kid tried to do this last year, and was on pace to shatter the record when a fucking tractor drove onto the track and knocked him off.

Who drives a tractor onto a track where a kid is clearly trying to break the world record juggling mile?