A Woman Was Arrested For Sending 65,000 Text Messages To A Guy She Went On One Date With
For some reason this is going crazy viral right now so here’s the original Barstool reporting from May 10, 2018:
PARADISE VALLEY, Ariz. – A woman is accused of breaking into a Paradise Valley home, bathing in the victim’s bathtub and sending tens of thousands of disturbing text messages to the man’s phone after the pair went on one date.
In July 2017, 31-year-old Jacqueline Ades was found parked outside of the victim’s home, police said. The man also accused her of repeatedly texting him, despite him saying he no longer wanted to talk to her.
Officers found Ades still outside the victim’s home when they arrived and told her to leave, officials said. Shortly after, the man started to receive threatening text messages from the suspect.
Ades allegedly sent about 65,000 text messages to the man’s phone. The victim said that she sent about 500 text messages to him a day, court documents said.
*Clears throat, repeats louder for the people in the back*
Ahem.
SIXTY FIVE THOUSAND TEXT MESSAGES.
65,000 text messages, 500 a day. Quick calculation, that’s 130 days. A little over 4 months. 4 and a half months.
65,000 text messages in 4 and a half months.
After one date.
From a match on a dating website.
….That is simply incredible.
I know dating crazy chicks is a huge no no. So many horror stories out there about the clingers and the psychos and the constant state of fear you live in when you’re involved with a lunatic. Heard about it wayyyyy too many times to ever think it’s a good idea.
Having said that I need to date Jacqueline Ades.
On April 8, the victim called a detective a third time, saying he was out of the country but saw Ades in his home while checking his home surveillance video.
When officers arrived at the home, the woman was taking a bath, police said.
A large butcher knife was discovered on the passenger’s seat of her car, court paperwork said. She was taken into custody and charged with trespassing.
After Ades was released from jail, she allegedly started sending more threatening text messages to the victim — some of the messages alluded that “harm may come to him,” authorities said.
Less than three weeks later, the victim called authorities to report receiving multiple threatening text messages from her, court documents said. The man also explained that they met on a dating website and after one date Ades began stalking and harassing him.
Ades allegedly sent about 65,000 text messages to the man’s phone. The victim said that she sent about 500 text messages to him a day, court documents said.
In one of Ades’ messages, she allegedly stated, “…Don’t ever try to leave me…I’ll kill you…I don’t wanna be a murderer.” She also said that she wanted to wear his body parts and bathe in his blood, court paperwork said.
You cannot teach that crazy. You’re simply born with it. It’s hard wired into your DNA. You’ve gone through thousands of years of Darwinian evolution and natural selection and emerged as the alpha female of crazy.
And that is something special.
Shame on you, man who reported this woman to the police.
Shame.