Elon Musk Says He's Starting A Candy Company

YOU WON’T (no he really won’t. he never does anything he says he’s going to do)

Lemme tell you something. I hate Elon Musk. I’ve made that very very clear. I hate him a whole lot. He’s a fraud and a liar and he makes empty promises and blah blah blah blah. I’ve said it all before. But I’m pretty sure he just gets high as fuck on the weekends and goes on tweet sprees and I can’t help but respect that. Elon Musk is brilliant. There’s no denying that. He has good ideas, he just sucks at executing them.  Do I think Elon Musk could revolutionize the candy industry? I actually think he could if he was able to stay focused on one thing for longer than 12 seconds. He can’t but imagine the candy greatness that could come from a brilliant mind like Musk’s. Candy hasn’t had a brain like his since………ever? Willy Wonka was a fictional character but he’s the only name I can think of when it comes to candy greatness.

What I’m saying is that Elon Musk should solely focus on candy. Forget Tesla and SpaceX and whatever other stupid things he’s working on. Go all in on candy. It would do wonders for his legacy. Nobody cares about getting to Mars cause none of us will ever actually get to experience Mars. But candy? That’s tangible. That’s here and now. How could he revolutionize candy? I don’t know. I don’t have Musk’s brain. That’s up to him. Do it, Elon. Do it.