Michael Buffer Got Soaked By Sprinklers While Announcing A Soccer Team To The Field And Just Carried On Like A Warrior

When you lay her down and tell her to get ready to rumble…

Hell yeah, Michael Buffer!

Didn’t miss a god damn beat. Just kept on trekking through and played it off as a fun little unfortunate mishap until showing his true emotions at the end of the video:

NARRATOR: It was not a fun little unfortunate mishap. Not to Michael, at least. Michael was fucking enraged.

Yiiiiiikes! He was legit pissed! I mean I get it, getting wet sucks when you’re anywhere other than the shower, even more-so when you’re wearing a suit that’s likely worth more than my life, but Michael Buffer reportedly makes $5 million dollars per fight he announces (not including the $400 million he’s reportedly made from having “Let’s get ready to rumble!” trademarked), and if you tell me you’re gotta hit me with a pump or two of a Super Soaker for $5 million dollars, I ain’t making faces like I was the foiled villain of a John Hughes movie when it’s all said and done.

Woulda loved to see when the production people realized he was about to get hit. Had to be before it happened, but you can’t interrupt a guy like Mike Buffer in the middle of the lineup he’s announcing. He’d shoot lasers out of his eyes and burn your shit down real quick.

I do wish this were Bruce Buffer and not Michael though. I’ll say that for sure. This video would been ten times better if that were the case. Bruce woulda got down and done a friggin’ sprinkler keg stand with his whole ass mouth wrapped around the faucet head. Michael though?

Nah. Never.

h/t YP on that DJ Khaled supercut