Woman Drops 132LBs In One Day

Normally, if you want to drop that much weight out of your life that quick, you have to leave both of your kids in a Walt Mart and sneak away. (Mommy still loves you, Stephen & Bailey, wherever you are.)

But one woman, who wished to remain anonymous, lost 132lb when she had a tumor removed. Though it was benign, this monster started growing in November and gained 10lbs per week.

Because of its size and rapid growth, her abdomen was stretched to the max and she couldn’t eat so she was becoming malnourished. It also left her wheelchair-bound.

According to Dr. Vaagn Andikyan who performed the surgery at Danbury Hostpital,

“When I first walked into the examination room, I found this 38-year-old malnourished patient with a weight of 350 pounds and extensive tumor that was about 100 centimeters [39 inches] large. I saw fear in the patient’s eyes. She was so hopeless, because she had seen several other doctors, and they were unable to help her.”

In 1994 another woman had a similar tumor that reached 303lbs. As they say in the medical community, “Holy shit-balls.”

Speaking of balls, let me segue this into something for the gents, here’s a guy with the world’s biggest scrotum. Absolute units. Happy Saturday!