Eagles Fan Starts GoFundMe To Change Dallas Goedert's Name

Waiting for Goedert… to change his first name from Dallas to Philly. That’s what one Eagles fan is doing with a GoFundMe page.

The page was generated by a “Peter Griffin”, who may very well just use any donations down-a-shore at Harrah’s in ‘Lannick Ciddy this weekend. The only description for the fundraiser is:

Let’s get his name changed to Philly Goedert! .. LETS GO BIRDS !!!

Pretty convincing.. alright, I’m pulling my wallet out. Speaking of, in less than 24 hours they’ve raised zero dollars towards the goal but it’s got 44 Facebook shares and coverage by some newb at Barstool Sports.

Hey, it’s all in good fun, and though it’s just for show and not money, we can all still enjoy the two 7th grade gentlemen beefing in the comments.

Goedert really is named ‘Dallas’ because his dad loves “America’s Yada Yada”, but claims he’s never been a fan. Either way, as our 49th draft pick and newest tight end, he should be able to block out the haters and receive a warm welcome from our thoughtful, supportive fan base.