Let's Check In On The Fred Durst-Directed Thriller Movie Starring John Travolta
Uh, what? What’s going on in the world right now??? Donald Trump is the President, the Cubs broke the curse, the Philadelphia Eagles are Super Bowl Champions, and Fred Durst is directing a thriller movie starring John Travolta. Oh, and apparently homeboy from Limp Bizkit is giving Travolta the greatest experience he’s ever had on a set.
Not the visionary genius that is Quentin Tarantino, but the guy who once wrote “Maybe life is up and down, but my life’s been what till now? I crawled up your butt somehow, and that’s when things got turned around.”
Absolutely unbelievable. The synopsis of the movie, titled ‘Moose’, is currently available online and just says “A rabid film fan stalks his favorite action hero and destroys the star’s life.”, which actually sounds super intriguing when paired with the pictures of ol’ Danny Zuko looking like the biggest pervert to ever walk the Earth. I’m all in.
This tweet is fuckin’ stupid though…
John Travolta has had so much work done over the years that it’s absolutely impossible to not recognize him at all times from miles away. He keeps taking these weird roles that fuck with his face but with each casting everyone’s just like, yep, that’s Travolta.
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Well, that last one’s actually a wax figure but it’s 2018 and at this point there’s not much difference between that and the real deal.