Mitt Romney Chirping Russell Westbrook Is The Wildest Thing That's Ever Happened In Human History

“Why the hell was Arthur Fonzarelli talking shit to me?” – Russell Westbrook after seeing this video.

But seriously, what planet are we on? Mitt Romney sitting courtside chirping the human Sonic the Hedgehog for picking up his fourth foul in Salt Lake City, Utah right around midnight on a Monday. What a world. This is a guy who breaks out chocolate milk for celebratory occasions vs. one of the most flamboyant athletes of a generation. A rivalry I never saw coming but simply cannot get enough of. Between this and Joe Ingles lighting up Paul George it’s like Utah is really a time vortex that transports people back to 1963. It would also explain why LeBron hasn’t been able to win a regular season game in Utah for the better part of the last decade. In a season full of inexplicable moments, this might top the list. Fucking Mitt Romney, the consummate Rodney Hood fan, throwing up the four and staring down Russell Westbrook. I’ll never get over this.

PS – Apparently NOT a Rodney Hood jersey. The Mitt Man comes correct with the custom threads. I wouldn’t be surprised if that jersey and button up were all just one shirt sewn together.