Weight Watchers Is Assembling A Hilarious Super-Team Of Ambassadors

So Kevin Smith, DJ Khaled, and Oprah walk into a bar…

What a squaaad! I woke up a bit early this morning to watch my guy Kevin Smith make an appearance on The Today Show, and it was well worth the alarm. He’s got such an awesome, positive outlook on life that I legitimately never get tired of hearing him speak, despite having heard more collective words come out of his mouth than my own mother’s, and he dropped a bit of a bombshell announcement (for me): since he’s lost so much weight post-heart attack (and even pre-heart attack), he’s become one of three Weight Watchers ambassadors. The other two are DJ Khaled…and Oprah. I know Kev’s deserving, because he’s turned this:

Into this:

And I’m sure Oprah and DJ Khalid are deserving as well, not only because of their personal weight loss, but just because they’re super inspiring people who could probably convince ME to drop some pounds, but boy this is a random trio. If you put every famous person alive’s names into a hat and selected three, they’d probably have more in common than these three. I ain’t complaining tho, now I know that the expansion of the Weight Watchers Cinematic Universe is a hilarious thing to keep my eyes peeled for. If we can nominate the next name to get the nod, I do have someone in mind…

#gang