Why Is Kristaps Porzingis Sending Carrier Pigeons To His Family In Latvia?

Clem4/20/2018 7:05 PM

I have to admit I didn’t know where that video was going at first. Seeing the future of the Knicks handling pigeons had me quite concerned since losing a franchise player to the plague is the only thing missing from our Dumpster Fire Franchise Bingo. But it was obviously a sign that KP doesn’t think clearly when he’s hurt. He would never use winged rats to deliver messages back to his beloved Latvia just like he would never drink Gatorade after doing unicorn things on the court or unfollow somebody that loves him with all his heart on Twitter. Luckily BODYARMOR is here to get KP’s mind right before he gets his body right and leads the Knicks back to the glory days of the 90s. BODYARMOR is clearly coming for Gatorade’s crown. Going all caps and having no spaces in your name is alpha enough. But now they are forming a #superteam with Kobe leading the way.

Damn that is a squad. But the biggest takeaway is that KP named the pigeon Phil!