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The Vatican Will Be Holding a Course Teaching Priests and Exorcists About The 'Demonic Influence' of Porn, But What Kind of Porn Are We Really Getting Into Here?

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Daily Mail

The Vatican is to train priests on how the devil can influence the use of pornography. The training is to be offered at the 13th annual course on exorcism and liberation prayer, currently underway in Rome. Speaking about what he said was the widespread use of pornography in modern society, Father Pedro Barrajon said the course wanted to discuss ‘this modern cultural phenomenon of an evil that harms people’.

The course aims to ‘open a space to see if there is a possibility to show influence from the devil,’ Father Barrajon explained. According to Friar Beningo Palilla, one of the organisers of a conference on the issue, which took place in Sicily, there are now some 500,000 cases requiring exorcism in Italy each year. He blamed the increase on a growing number of people seeking the services of fortune tellers and Tarot readers in recent years.

Such practices ‘open the door to the devil and to possession,’ he claimed.

Alright so the “dangers” of porn have reached the good people at the Vatican. Thou shalt not pleasure thyself to Kelsi Monroe is the old saying in the Bible right? I’d LOVE to be a fly on the wall for the big gathering of priests and exorcists as they’re being lectured on the perils of internet pornography being led by an old guy and a powerpoint presentation.

My question here is what kind of porn are we getting into at this seminar? If it’s just some normal storylines where two normal porn stars have sex then I don’t know how “demonic” we can declare it. If we start diving into some “brother blackmails step sister into having sex with him anytime he wants or he’ll show the parents she’s been staying out past curfew” porn then we’re cooking with the devil. I’m certainly not saying I’ve come across such a video like that, but I’m sure it’s out there. Is Mia Malkova doing a backwards hand stand into a blowjob fall under demonic influence? I’m not sure, but hopefully Father Pat can shine some light on the subject matter.

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While we’re on this story, I did not know exorcists were actually a thing. I thought those were only used in movies (fake stories) like The Exorcist or The Conjuring, but I guess there are actual real life people who do this? I mean these people are just as fake as tarrot card readers. No one is actually being possessed by the devil so these guys have to be the biggest con artists out there. What a weird fucking world we live in. It’s time for these exorcists to meet Layla London and Adriana Chechik.