Elizabeth Hurley Is Back On Her Bullshit On Instagram

My gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl. Back at it! The eternal Elizabeth Hurley is back on her bullshit on Instagram. I’m very disappointed in myself that she posted that three days ago. I need to be alerted every time she posts on Instagram. Is that a thing? I know it is on Twitter. I’m alerted every time Tiger Woods or John Mayer tweets. I need that for Elizabeth Hurley on Instagram. I don’t know how she does it, but she tops herself every time she posts. In this latest one her boomerang game is on a hundred thousand trillion. Shaking her lady bits for the gram. What an icon. Quick reminder that she’s set to turn 53 in less than two months. 53 and throwing more gas than most Instagram models who are half her age. Elizabeth Hurley is maybe the most impressive thing happening on the internet. Imagine your favorite Instagram girl being 53. She’s not gonna look anything like Elizabeth. Not even close. Hurley is a once-in-a-lifetime talent. She needs to be respect as such.

Roll the tape!