Lil Tay The 9 Year Old Girl Rapper Makes Me Want To Quit The Internet

I feel so old that the first thing I said when I saw this video was “Where are her parents?!??!!”  This clip above was all over my feeds today, I couldn’t escape it.  This little girl throwing stacks of cash around sitting in a car she can’t drive yelling about broke ass bitches and shit.  Who the fuck?

Apparently she was just in a viral video of “Cash Me Ousside” girl (who is still a thing?  And goes by Bhad Bhabie now?) fighting with another chick.  I know.  All of those words gave me a headache too.

Caleb and Rone gave me a brief breakdown.  They’re young and cool so they’re familiar with her work.   Lil Tay is a 9 year old rapper who was just on stage at Coachella, has done a video with Chief Keef, owns 5 houses, and in her own words – “I’m a 9 year old millionaire and I be smoking dope, bitch. Shut your mouth before I smack you, auntie.”

A sampling of Lil Tay’s Instagram:

“Ohh, Lil Tay be trapping out at six star hotels. And I got the iPhone X. What y’all broke ass bitches have? Y’all have iPhone 5. And I be drinking your college tuition bitch. Lil Tay be drinking good. I got this Gucci lint roller, this shit cost me six thou. And I be using it to brush off all your raggedy ass, hoes. This iPhone cost me two thousand bucks, what y’all know about that life? Y’all ain’t going living like Lil Tay. Lil Tay money way bitch.”

Also, she uses the N word a lot.

I’m not exactly sure of her race but I feel like this is not allowed.

Oh and last but not least.  She fucked our moms.

God damnit.

I’m a HUGE fan of the internet and I’ve reveled in all the absurdity and ridiculous characters and viral stars that it has produced over the years.  But Lil Tay is too much.  The Internet has gone too far.  I don’t like Lil Tay.  She can throw her money off my face because I am officially a hater.