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Tesla Has Stopped Production On The Model 3 Cause Elon Musk Is A Big Dumb Fraud

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The Verge- Tesla is temporarily stopping production of its Model 3 electric car, amid a long waiting list and several missed targets. The company, however, says the shutdown is intended to resolve some of the problems that have contributed to the numerous delays in getting the cars to hundreds of thousands of reservation holders. The automaker said Monday it would halt production of the Model 3 sedan for 4-5 days at its Fremont, California assembly plant, BuzzFeed reported. Tesla, however, says this is part of a planned period of downtime that was similar to another shutdown in February, and it isn’t intended to have an affect on the company’s current production targets for the car. “Our Model 3 production plan includes periods of planned downtime in both Fremont and Gigafactory 1,” a Tesla spokesperson told The Verge. “These periods are used to improve automation and systematically address bottlenecks in order to increase production rates. This is not unusual and is in fact common in production ramps like this.”

You don’t say! You just don’t say! Let me get this straight. Are you telling me a company headed by Elon Musk isn’t meeting its deadlines? You’re telling me people were promised they’d get a product on a pre-determined date and the product isn’t going to be even close to done by the pre-dteremind date? Well slap me on the ass and call me Shirley. The world done flipped on its head. This is shocking news to say the least. Musk and his companies usually follow through on 100% of their promises.

This line in the article is LMAO funny

“This is not unusual and is in fact common in production ramps like this.”

Suuuuuuure it is, guys. Keep telling yourselves. I’m sure Elon Musk stans will eat it up and continue to make excuses for him. They’ll drink the kool aid and agree that this is not unusual. Honestly. How many times do I have to tell you that Elon Musk stinks? That he’s the biggest fraud running? I recently said he’s the dumbest smart person who ever lived and it’s true. You know what his problem is? He tries to over promise but always ends up under delivering. That’s no way to go through life. He needs to flip that around. Always under promise and over deliver. Say the cars are never gonna be ready. Say the rocket is never getting to Mars. Then when it happens, people will be pleasantly surprised as opposed to pissed off.

Musk continually throws out impossible goals like they’re fact. That makes you an asshole when you never meet those goals. For some reason, not everyone sees it. I’m here to be the guiding light. Stop putting your faith or future car ownership or Mars exploration in Elon. It’s not gonna happen.