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Desiree Linden Becomes The First US Woman Since 1985 To Win The Boston Marathon

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In the cold, wind, and rain, it turns out that these colors do run and run really quickly. Incredible.

Desiree finished the 26.2 mile course in just 2:39:54. I rarely even start a movie that’s longer than 120 minutes because it’s just too much damn work at this point in my life. That time limit really prohibits me from watching some great films but a rule is a rule. Congrats to Desiree. What an accomplishment. Might I recommend a hot toddy to warm up? You’ve earned that and some carbs.