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Lebron James Invokes The Memory of Dr. Martin Luther King To Begin Zero Dark Thirty 23

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Well Lebron did the impossible. He somehow overshadowed the fact that he is still calling his social media blackout Zero Dark Thirty 23 instead of just Zero Dark 23. That was supposed to be the thesis of this blog. Making fun of him again for how stupid a name this is. But then he upped the anti by somehow comparing his social media blackout to the actions of Martin Luther King. Seriously this may be Bron Bron’s defining moment. Just all his years of being an insufferable douchebag leading to this one moment in time. When he somehow compares the struggles of MLK to his social media blackout.  Only fucking Bron Bron baby.  Only fucking Bron Bron.

PS – The craziest part about Lebron and his Zero Dark 30 -23 bullshit is he doesn’t stay dark at all. He constantly posts shit on social media during the playoffs.  Like he makes such a huge deal about it and then totally ignores it. Poor Dr. King indeed.