Does Eating Chick-fil-a Make You An Extremely Devout Christian?

Some are saying yes. Others are saying no. For me, the truth is somewhere in the middle. Listen, folks. I love chickens, breads, and buddy, if you give me a proper dill, I’ll be on cloud 9. BUT, is cloud nine heaven? Scholars have been arguing over that for many years and I dont think that we will get to the bottom of it today.

Monday though. We can get to the bottom of this by Monday.

That’s what she said. (this joke was in reference to doggie style sex)

Get it? In too deep?