Federal Agents Raided The Office Today of Michael Cohen, Trump’s Personal Lawyer

Dang. That’s wild.

Anyway, you guys ever thought about the phrase, “your eyes are bigger than your stomach?” It really does make sense. I think it applies more in the drive-thru than anywhere else on earth.

For example, today I was headed through the line at the ole Burger King. You know me, cant go a day without that delicious sourdough burger. Although I’m watching my weight, I said, “Utah, give me two.” I laughed heartily into the speaker and waited for an eruption of laughter from the drive-thru attendant. One did not come. I repeated the joke. Still nothing. Regrettable!

It turns out that the drive-thru person had never seen the movie and didn’t get the reference. All was not lost, I still had two delicious sourdough burgers and a tall glass of water to wash it down. Before everyone gets upset, I didn’t eat and drive. I parked my truck in a parking spot and cruised through Instagram on my smart device. Did you know that Martha Stewart’s peacocks are hatching? Incredible.