The Eliminator: Wrestling Entrance Songs
Pick one to eliminate
With Wrestlemania right around the corner and Robbie doing a great job hyping wrestling fans with daily blogs, I figured it was time to get a wrestling Eliminator up. To be honest, I could have went 800 different ways with this Eliminator. The four I chose are in the first tier of theme songs, but there are so many other great choices. You have The Undertaker, The Rock, Y2J, Triple H, John Cena, and so so sooooo many more. We could probably do a full 64 theme tournament if it was #BracketSZN since the great Jim Johnston can apparently go blow-for-blow with John Williams for best composer alive.
But This Is April, which means we have room for just four in an Eliminator. So we are going to stick with these four. A song that will instantly give you the urge to chop your crotch at anybody within eyeshot, a song that pretty much could be our National Anthem, a song that drips sex, and a song that makes you want to fight whoever is near you and drink beers two at a time over their lifeless body.