Lovely Drunk Woman Arrested For Riding The Shit Out Of An Easter Bunny
HuffPo- Trying to make out with the Easter Bunny isn’t egg-zactly appropriate behavior ? especially when kids are watching ? but that’s what police said an Ohio woman did.
Ladonna Hughett, 54, was arrested on Saturday after police said she lewdly propositioned and grabbed an Easter Bunny working at a carousel park in Mansfield.
When Hughett posed for a photo with the rabbit, witnesses said she inappropriately grabbed the costumed character and made suggestive comments within earshot of families at the indoor park, according to local station WLW.
Someone called Mansfield police.
Ladonna Hughett is a ride-or-die lady, but mostly ride, and we should be celebrating her spirit. On her own facebook page, she describes herself as “can be a handful but most of the time I am just a idiot.” Ignoring how much it hurts my brain that she used “a” instead of “an” before a word that starts with a vowel, this is a woman whose self-awareness would make her a hit content provider at Barstool Sports. At least for a week, before everyone turned on her for being a complete PR nightmare, riding and grinding on all the guests who come in. Swimsuit models, professional wrestlers, athletes, handsome bloggers… nobody would be safe.
But if Ladonna wants to get blackout drunk at a carousel park and channel her inner furry fetish, who are we to judge? We don’t know who’s under that rabbit costume. It could be her husband, which would make sense. He’s the primary breadwinner in the household, running around in various costumes for assorted Christian holidays. Dude plays a mean Santa and Jesus too. Meanwhile, Ladonna Hughett chips in by connecting human traffickers to buyers. She’s the middlewoman so she keeps her hands clean using burner phones. The two of them rarely get to enjoy any alone time, given the demands of the Christian calendar and how hot the human trade is these days, so she surprised him at work with a little lap dance. And thanks to some snitch, poor old Ladonna gets thrown in jail? Not fair at all.
I used to think being a furry was the silliest thing. But these days, I’m willing to try pretty much anything. If I could sleep with any famous furry animal, it would obviously be Nala. The grown-up version though. I can’t be appearing on “to catch a predator’s predator” at this point.