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Ian Happ Is Doing First Pitch Boners (And That's A Good Thing)

I don’t want to predict anything too bold but Ian Happ is going to hit 50 jacks this year with at least half coming on the first pitch of games. His wrists are too thick and his bat speed is too explosive not to dominate at an unprecedented level. The only down side is that we all know it with such certainty that I kinda can’t really enjoy it. I know it’s coming. It’s like watching Titanic for the first time. Great screenplay, love story, cinematography but excuse me the ship is sinking. Excuse me Ian Happ is going to dominate the shit out Major League Baseball and unfortunately for h8tErs there’s nothing you can do about it.