Markelle Fultz Headbutting Joel Embiid Out Of The Game Is So Poetic It Hurts

I’ll tell you what, universe, I’m not even angry. If anything, I’m impressed. Markelle Fultz being railed for not being able to actually basketball as the #1 overall pick finally coming back to contribute to life and taking out all that the Sixers hold holy is some Shakespearean shit. In fact, Shakespeare couldn’t even write this. This would be a pure Greek Tragedy written by the Gods themselves. But, alas, JoJo will be OK. No concussion, no serious injury, just a facial contusion. Not too shabby. Joel Embiid rocking a mask for the playoffs is how legends and t-shirts are made.

Oh, and the Sixers dominated a hapless Sister’s Of The Little Poor Knicks team that was about +1000 moneyline heading into the game. That’s 8 in a row for the 3-seeded Sixers. Now cue it up.

PS – PLEASE.