Green Armored Train, Rumored To Carry Kim Jong Un, Mysteriously Appears In China

Fox News — A mysterious and heavily guarded 21-car train that chugged into China’s capital Monday — bringing with it rumors that North Korean despot Kim Jong Un was aboard — departed Tuesday just as suddenly as it arrived, aound for destinations unknown.

Kim was identified as the likely VIP passenger after North Korea watchers noted the green diesel with the yellow stripe down the side looked just like the trains that ferried the despot’s late father to meetings in China and Russia…

Such a Kim Jong Un move to appear in Beijing out of the clouds in a weird green train for like 2 minutes then just leave. Best part, it’s a 25-hour trip. What an idiot! 25-hour trip and you don’t even unpack your suitcase? What are you doing dude? Dave fucking Portnoy hops a private jet from Iowa to Indiana — you’re Supreme Leader of the nuclear power North Korea and you’re training it from Pyongyang to Beijing like it’s 1850?

Sounds like the Kims have a serious Coley/Tex thing going on:

If Kim was a passenger, it would align with the behavior of his father, who was spotted on a similar train in 2011 heading to Beijing. He made about a dozen trips abroad, almost all to China and all by train because he loathed flying.

Big chink in the armor for Kim Jong Un here, being scared of flying. What a little bitch. T-minus 5 minutes until Trump tweets a video of himself saluting the military in a flyby while hanging out the door of Marine One. He should schedule their May meeting at the farthest western tip of Portugal so KJU has to take like a 300-hour train to get there then cancel that shit an hour before.