Hall of Fame Sex Scandal Teacher Update

Last week I brought you the grades of Arizona Hall of Fame Sex Scandal Teacher Brittany Zamora. And as you’re no doubt aware, there are no three words in the GtNSST business more welcome than “more details emerged”:

 More details emerged Friday in the case of a 27-year-old teacher arrested on suspicion of sexual misconduct with her 13-year-old student.

Court records say Brittany Ann Zamora allegedly had sex with a male student three times and performed oral sex on him in the classroom and in her car since Feb. 1.

The two also exchanged sexually explicit text messages that included Zamora, a sixth-grade teacher at Las Brisas Academy Elementary School in Goodyear, sending naked pictures of herself to the student, court records said.

The student told police that the contact began when Zamora began “flirting” with him on a classroom chat group. She sent him a naked picture of herself and another of herself wearing lingerie. He told police he also sent her pictures of himself naked.

In one exchange, court records show the victim told her he wanted to have sex with her again.

“I know baby! I want you every day with no time limit,” Zamora responded, according to court records.

She also allegedly texted him that “If I could quit my job and (have sex with0 you all day long, I would,” court records show. …

A second student told police he witnessed the two of them having sex and also admitted to receiving naked pictures from the teacher.

There’s not a lot to add here, really. As it was, Brittany earned straight A’s across the board so I can’t up her grades. All we can do is admire her desire to take an already great Sex Scandal Teacher career and work hard to make it one of the all time best. But that’s what the truly elite do. She is Larry Bird, winning MVPs but still spending a summer learning to shoot lefty. She’s Tiger at Stanford, finding some free time between glasses and spending it on the driving range in a rain storm. She is Tom vs. Time Brady, furiously working the resistance band training looking for ways to improve on an already GOAT career.

So let her serve as an example to all SSTs who aren’t satisfied with been one of the very goods. Dirty texts. Classroom BJs. Car sex. Home sex. Nudes. Letting another kid watch, then sending him nudes. This is how high the degenerate lunatic teacher bar has been raised. And in order to be the best, you’ve got to beat the best. Go get ‘em.

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