Alex Trebek Casually Ethered A Jeopardy Contestant Last Night

Come at the Big, Bird you best not miss! Clearly the Gameshow GOAT and Big, Bird go way back. Trebek and that giant yellow son of a bitch were probably getting silly as fuck at parties in the Hollywood Hills during the 80s when Lisa was still filling out her Scholastic book club forms in the 1st grade. Sure Trebek saying Bird, Bird like a crazy canuck is completely ridiculous. But I would never say something like that or talk about my imaginary rabbits to Alex’s face so he could roast me on national TV.

Nothing beats a sassy Trebek. You knew it was going to be a special night of intros by the way he peacocked all over AJ’s ass simply because Trebek was able to keep his Olympic torch home and AJ wasn’t.

You will realize Alex didn’t completely eviscerate AJ partially because AJ looked like he could be brothers with that sicko Ramsay Bolton and partially because you never fuck with a guy who buzzes his clicker like this.

Back to Lisa. She decided to get sassy with Alex during the commercial break, so Trebek aired her right out.

Then when she won, you could tell she was shook to her soul. And not because John just had his guts ripped out in absolute heartbreaking fashion. But because Lisa knew she was entering Trebek’s House of Horrors again tomorrow night.

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Woman That Just Won $16,400 Or The Face Of A Woman That Just Found Out She Will Be Alex Trebek’s Verbal Garbage Disposal Yet Again Tomorrow?

P.S. Yellow stinks as a color, there’s simply no denying that. No offense to Big Bird or his enforcer Alex Trebek. Worst candy color, worst car color, worst sports uniform color outside of the Lakers, etc. etc.

P.P.S. I can’t believe this actually is getting retweeted as a serious answer. Poor John went from leading Jeopardy to losing by $1 and then being made to look like a buffoon by a big, dumb blogger. Life comes at you fast.