Joe Thomas Started Off His Retirement Speech Today By Perfectly Boom Roasting Manziel, Brandon Weeden, and Former Incompetent GMs

You’ve got to love Joe Thomas. Poor guy wasted away a Hall of Fame career with the worst organization in pro football history, but at least he’s got a great sense of humor about it. Starting out your retirement ceremony with a roast of the incompetent people that you had to deal with in your career is fantastic. The Ray Farmer line about how he got suspended for texting during a game is great. Sashi Brown not getting his info in on time making fun of him failing to submit the AJ McCarron trade in time was A+. Roasting Johnny Football, Weeden, RGIII I loved it all. Forget Peyton Manning in the Monday Night Football booth let’s get Joe Thomas in there ASAP.

Or…he could become the Browns coach. It seems like something that fits his next job criteria to a tee.

He eventually got serious and emotional, thanking the city of Cleveland for everything. Class act