Start Your Week Off Right By Watching An IHOP Fight Where The Manager Gives One Of The Customers A Tombstone Pile Driver

BAH GAWD HE KILLED HIM. After years of being subject to countless viral videos and “WORLDSTAR!!!” chants during fights in their restaurants, it looks like the global braintrust at the International House of Pancakes is finally fighting back. Sure they should consider using chairs and plates that easily break apart like movie set props during fights to limit the damage taken during these donnybrooks. But every IHOP hiring a manager that can eat 100 punches, a few plates, and a chair but then put brawling customers into a tombstone and send them straight to hell in order to bring the peace back instantly is a stroke of genius. Once that tombstone came thundering down, the fight for all intents and purposes was over. Every screaming maniac in that video knew that you can’t go at a man that you know has a tombstone in his repertoire unless you have mastered an A+ wrestling finishing move yourself. That’s the first thing they teach you in fighting school. Even the camerawoman with the awful portrait recording hit us with a “NO NO NO” call in between the 100 bleeps that would have even gotten JR’s approval.

So thank you IHOP for not only coming up with a way to bust up these fights from turning really ugly but also giving the people that lost a ton of money and/or self respect during an NCAA Tourney + St. Paddy’s Day perfect storm Weekend a reason to smile today.