Don't You Hate When You Forget To Hang Up On A Conference Call And Start Having Sex With Your Co-Worker?

Mirror- A power grid manager accidentally broadcast himself romping with a junior colleague when he forgot to hang up his video conference call. Based on WeChat conversation screencaps, the manager of China’s Southern Power Grid filmed himself having sex with his colleague in a conference room minutes after a call earlier that morning which was attended by employees from five different provinces. After the meeting was adjourned for a break, the manager allegedly decided to make use of the now empty conference room at the company’s Guangzhou headquarters. The footage first leaked on Saturday but it has now been scrubbed from social media by Chinese censors.

I mean if you think this wasn’t on purpose then my boss has a warehouse full of Ball Don’t Lie shirts to sell you. He left the conference call running on purpose. No doubt. Why would he do that, you ask? That dude wanted the whole company to see that he does the fucking around here. Nobody else. He’s the boss man. He does the fucking. “Oh I totally accidentally not-at-all on purpose broadcast myself laying pipe to hundreds of people? Aw damn.” What’s the point of having sex if you can’t brag about it afterwards? This is just the next level of that. You want the people to know you’re fucking. Whether that’s by bragging to your pals at the bar afterwards or broadcasting it via a video conference call to everyone you work with. And now he has game tape. That’s important, too. I’ve never made a sex tape but I feel like the underrated part is you get to improve. You can watch back and fix your mistakes. But mostly this guy let everyone at the company know that he does the fucking.