INVESTIGATION: Stephen Colbert Used Fake Beer While Chugging With Football Player Tom Brady

Feits blogged the Tom Brady side of the story. But much like when he only looks at himself before allowing group photos to be published, his eyes were only on Tom Brady in the chuggin video. Not me. And not Steve Braband.

Well well well. Stephen Colbert doesnt like to chug with Tom Brady. That much is obvious. How is it obvious? Let’s look at the glasses when they are done. If Colbert truly was chugging beer, there would be foam on both glasses. Additionally, Stephen switched the glasses like he was Vizzini in a battle of wits against the Dread Pirate Roberts who was actually Westley, the stable boy, all along. Inconceivable.

Tom’s has foam. Stephen’s has none. But what was in Colbert’s glass? Apple juice? Yellow food coloring?

My god… was it….

piss?

I hope not.

Longtime Stoolie Katie Nolan points out that maybe Stephen didnt want to drink a beer because he has a show to do.

Maybe that’s the case. Or, maybe Stephen Colbert drinks piss.

“Hey Chaps. Piss has foam too, bro.”