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Tiger Woods Is Saving The Economy, Made This Bartender 3x His Normal Pay On Sunday

Tiger Woods — good for golf but great for the economy. I mean what can’t this guy do? It’s insane the impact he has. Time and time again it feels like we may be overreacting with Tiger Woods yet here he is stimulating the American economy all by himself. And he didn’t even win, finished second. If he won I think this bartender would be able to retire. Golf’s TV ratings are through the roof. Golf’s tournament purses are through the roof. Every player makes millions of more dollars than they ever would have without Tiger. Every caddie makes hundreds of thousands to millions of more dollars than they ever would have without Tiger. Phil Mickelson himself detailed last week how much Tiger has impacted his life.

It’s not just good for golf, it’s good for the economy, good for America, good for planet earth that Tiger Woods is back. People are lining up at bars and tripling bartenders’ income just to watch this man play in the Valspar Championship.

Excitement level incredibly high for Bay Hill this week. More importantly, I kid you not when I say I am more excited for the 2018 Masters than I’ve ever been for any sporting event ever and it’s not even close. Adding a VERY competitive Tiger Woods to the PGA TOUR landscape we were already ogling over creates the most anticipation for major championship golf I’ve ever felt.

Tiger has made Sundays great again.

PS – Hello Lauren.